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Comfiest Display of Pride
Gorgeous color choices. A sleek fit. Ultra soft material. No better way to show your love for your country.
The American flag-boasting Effing Bird logo pops out big and bold in front. It’s going to be an attention magnet – regardless of your location or destination.
A tip: why not pair this beauty up with the patriotic hats in our lineup? The Anthem snapback and The Stars & Stripes trucker would look amazing with it, no?
Comfy to wear pretty much any day of the year, this stunner will carve a permanent spot in your list of favorite tees.
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USA Patriot Scoop T
Size guide
Size Chart
Tees/Tanks |
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| Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
| Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
| Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
| Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
| Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
| Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
| V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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| Bowman | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
| Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| "Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
| Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
| Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
| Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
| Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | ||
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We offer free ground shipping on all orders $50+. After your payment is verified, most orders ship within one business day from our warehouse in Tampa, Florida.
Free & easy returns
We offer free returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase for items purchased at EffingGear.com.
Love It or Leave It
If you're not thrilled with your gear, return it hassle-free no questions asked.