Shipping 

We will have your order processed and shipped out within two business days of your order.
Then, our freight partners fly, drive, bike, or carrier pigeon your stuff to your doorstep.
Good things come to those who effing wait!

KIDDING!
Seriously though, it should have reached you within three to five business days of you placing your order. 

Rates

Rates are based on the weight of your order and your location.
They're competitive, but it’s hard to say how much until we know where you live (and we’re not going to get all creepy on you.)

Returns

Everything you buy is covered by our EFFING EASY GUARANTEE. Click those words for the details.

If you need to return something for refund or exchange, let us know within 30 days of receiving your stuff. We’ll give you a return address to send it back.

Too. Effing. Easy.