Description
Many, Many Ways to Stand Out
The Effing Bird doesn’t like blowing people’s minds while perched on hats & tops alone. No, it’s constantly looking to expand its horizons. Quite like you, right?
Make these patches carrying the iconic logo your symbols for boldness & badassery.
You get to choose from nine gorgeous options…
Seven flags to rep your state & national pride – Florida, Texas, the US, Canada, Mexico, Ireland, and Australia…
Plus the cute Effie and the glorious Superbird for a little extra swagger.
Sew or iron them on your favorite denim (or any other) jacket or a backpack. Or be a little creative and think of more out-of-the-box places to put them on.
Plus find folks to gift some to.
Check these cool reviews 👇& order now…
“Great quality patch, and all around great buying experience.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Chad, Verified Buyer
“Great American flag patch. Very detailed and well made.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Sean, Verified Buyer
Patches
Size Chart
Tees/Tanks |
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| Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
| Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
| Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
| Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
| Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
| Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
| Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
| Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
| Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
| Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
| Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
| SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
| Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
| V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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| Bowman | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
| Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
| Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
| Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
| Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
| Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
| Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
| Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
| SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
| HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
| Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
| "Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
| "Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
| Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
| Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
| Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
| Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
| bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
| Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
| "Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
| Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
| Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
| Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
| Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
| Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
| Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
| Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
| Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | ||
Description
Many, Many Ways to Stand Out
The Effing Bird doesn’t like blowing people’s minds while perched on hats & tops alone. No, it’s constantly looking to expand its horizons. Quite like you, right?
Make these patches carrying the iconic logo your symbols for boldness & badassery.
You get to choose from nine gorgeous options…
Seven flags to rep your state & national pride – Florida, Texas, the US, Canada, Mexico, Ireland, and Australia…
Plus the cute Effie and the glorious Superbird for a little extra swagger.
Sew or iron them on your favorite denim (or any other) jacket or a backpack. Or be a little creative and think of more out-of-the-box places to put them on.
Plus find folks to gift some to.
Check these cool reviews 👇& order now…
“Great quality patch, and all around great buying experience.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Chad, Verified Buyer
“Great American flag patch. Very detailed and well made.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Sean, Verified Buyer
HATS AND BEANIES
At Effing Gear, we know that your wardrobe isn’t just limited to your upper and lower body — your head is a great place to display stylish attire, and with our selection of graphic hats and beanies, you can find the perfect headwear for any occasion. We have a fantastic selection of colors, styles, and fits, so whether you’re wearing your hat forwards or backwards, people will see that you’re having an effing good time. Look through our catalog today to find a new hat or beanie for yourself, or pick up a gift for someone else. We know they’ll love their new effing hat!
Customer Reviews
- DPDavid P.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars1 year agoMy Texas flag patch
I absolutely love this patch. Gotta find a really cool place to put it.
- SSeanVerified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 stars1 year agoAmerica Patch
Great American flag patch. Very detailed and well made.
- CChadRated 5 out of 5 stars1 year ago5 Stars
Great quality patch, and all around great buying experience.
- CChadRated 5 out of 5 stars1 year ago5 Stars
Great quality patch and all around great buying experience.
- CChadRated 5 out of 5 stars1 year ago5 Stars
Great quality patch, and all around great buying experience.