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Rep That Star Spangled Birdie
There’s a reason we customize all our merch right here in the US. Patriotism runs in our blood. And it runs in yours too, we know.
Hence The Patriot. Two classic no-nonsense colors. Effing Bird logo in its All-American glory on both.
Crew neck style that works for pretty much every occasion under the sun. Can you imagine yourself working out in it? Firing up that barbecue? Heading out to meet up with friends? Chilling at home? Everywhere, right?
Lightweight fabric to show off your national pride without a care in the world.
The best part: it’s available in multiple sizes that never, ever shrink. No regrets. And there’s our Effing Easy Guarantee to boot.
Just a few clicks and we’ll pack and send it your way 🫡
Tees/Tanks |
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Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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Bowman | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
"Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 |
Most orders are processed within two business days, with 90% shipped the following business day.
Rates
Rates are based on the weight of your order and your location.
They're competitive, but it’s hard to say how much until we know where you live (and we’re not going to get all creepy on you.)
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We call it the Effing Easy Guarantee - click HERE for details.
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Rep That Star Spangled Birdie
There’s a reason we customize all our merch right here in the US. Patriotism runs in our blood. And it runs in yours too, we know.
Hence The Patriot. Two classic no-nonsense colors. Effing Bird logo in its All-American glory on both.
Crew neck style that works for pretty much every occasion under the sun. Can you imagine yourself working out in it? Firing up that barbecue? Heading out to meet up with friends? Chilling at home? Everywhere, right?
Lightweight fabric to show off your national pride without a care in the world.
The best part: it’s available in multiple sizes that never, ever shrink. No regrets. And there’s our Effing Easy Guarantee to boot.
Just a few clicks and we’ll pack and send it your way 🫡