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The Johnny - Effing Gear

A “Wear-it-Anyplace” Hoodie


Three ingredients of the perfect hoodie: Light on your shoulders… great to look at up close or far away… and crafted from premium materials that last.


Well, we sure had to work hard to nail all three, but the result aka The Johnny was worth every moment of that grind.


And yes, you can wear it pretty much anywhere. 


Two great color choices and the extra lightweight raglan design will keep you looking good and feeling comfy. At the gym, the bar, work, out with friends. Even (especially) at home doing nothing at all.


You see, it’s one thing for customers to shower praises on our products. It’s another for our owners to love something we offer so much they simply can’t stop wearing it. The Johnny is IT.


Check out the Effing Easy Guarantee and place your order before the owners grab the entire stock for themselves!

 

The Johnny

$ 39.99
5.0 (1) from 500+ reviews
Size guide

Size Chart

 

Polo Size Chart

Tees/Tanks
Men's Clean Tank
Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Chest 17    18 1/2 20    21 1/2 23    25    27    29   
Body Length at Back 27    28    29    30    31    32    32 1/2 33   
Mens Triblend Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL      
Sweep 18    19 1/2 21    22 1/2 24 1/2      
HPS length 27 1/2 28 1/2 29 1/2 30 1/2 31 1/2      
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge 17    18    19    20    21 1/2      
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" 16    17    18    19    20 1/2      
Arm hole straight 9    9 1/2 10    10 1/2 11         
Front neck drop-HPS to seam 4 1/4 4 3/8 4 1/2 4 5/8 4 3/4      
Underarm Seam 4    4 1/8 4 1/4 4 3/8 4 1/2      
Slv length - frm shld edge 7 3/4 8 1/8 8 1/2 8 7/8 9 1/4      
Slv opening 6 1/2 6 3/4 7    7 1/4 7 1/2      
Men's Triblend V Neck
Size S M L XL 2XL      
Sweep 18    19 1/2 21    22 1/2 24 1/2      
HPS length 27 1/2 28 1/2 29 1/2 30 1/2 31 1/2      
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge 17    18    19    20    21 1/2      
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" 16    17    18    19    20 1/2      
Arm hole straight 9    9 1/2 10    10 1/2 11         
Front neck drop-HPS to seam 6 3/4 6 7/8 7    7 1/8 7 1/4      
Underarm Seam 4    4 1/8 4 1/4 4 3/8 4 1/2      
Slv length - frm shld edge 7 3/4 8 1/8 8 1/2 8 7/8 9 1/4      
Slv opening 6 1/2 6 3/4 7    7 1/4 7 1/2      
                 
Women's Muscle Tank
Size XS S M L XL 2XL    
Body Length Front 20    20 1/4 20 5/8 21 1/8 22 5/8 22 1/8    
Body Width 15 1/4 16    16 3/4 17 3/4 18 3/4 19 3/4    
                 
Women's Flowy V Neck Tank
Size XS S M L XL 2XL    
Body Length Front 17    17 5/8 18    18 1/2 19    19 1/2    
Body Width 15 1/4 16 1/4 17    18    19    20       
                 
 Womne's Slouchy Tee
Size XS S M L XL 2XL    
Body Length Front 25    25 1/4 25 3/4 26 3/8 27    27  5/8    
Body Width 19    20    21 1/2 23 1/2 25 1/2 27 1/2    
                 
Slouchy V Neck Tee
Size XS S M L XL 2XL    
Body Length Front 25    25 1/4 25 3/4 26 3/8 27    27 5/8    
Body Length Tolerance  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4    
Body Width 19    20    21 1/2 23 1/2 25 1/2 27 1/2    
Body Width Tolerance  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4    
                 
Women's Triblend Deep V Neck
  S M L XL XXL      
Sweep 17 3/4 18 3/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4      
Waist Width 14 3/4 15 3/4 16 3/4 18 1/4 19 3/4      
HPS length 26 1/2 27    27 1/2 28    28 1/2      
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge 13 1/2 14 1/4 15    15 3/4 16 1/2      
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" 11 3/4 12 1/2 13 1/4 14    14 3/4      
Arm hole straight 6 3/4 7 1/8 7 5/8 8    8 3/8      
Front neck drop-HPS to seam 9 3/8 9 1/2 9 5/8 9 3/4 9 7/8      
Slv opening 5 1/2 5 3/4 6    6 1/4 6 1/2      
bust 1' blw amhl 15 1/2 16 1/2 17 1/2 19    20 1/2      
Waist position frt HPS 14 1/4 14 1/2 14 3/4 15    15 1/4      
Slv length- frm shld edge 6 3/8 6 5/8 6 7/8 7 1/8 7 3/8      
Sleeve & Sweep Hem  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
V Neck band  1/2  1/2  1/2  1/2  1/2      
                 
Womens Triblend Racerback Tank
  S M L XL 2XL      
Body Length 26 7/8 27 1/2 28 1/8 28 3/4 29 3/8      
Body Length Tolerance  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
Body Width 15    16    17    18    19 1/2      
Body Width Tolerance  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
                 
Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee
  S M L XL XXL      
Sweep 17 1/2 18 1/2 19 1/2 21    22 1/2      
Neck Width-Seam to Seam 9 3/4 10    10 1/4 10 1/2 10 3/4      
Waist Width 14 1/2 15 1/2 16 1/2 18    19 1/2      
SLEEVE HEM  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
HPS length 26 1/2 27    27 1/2 28    28 1/2      
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge 13 1/4 14    14 3/4 15 1/2 16 1/4      
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" 11 1/4 12    12 3/4 13 3/4 14 3/4      
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" 11 1/2 12 1/4 13    13 3/4 14 1/2      
Arm hole straight 6 3/8 7 1/4 7 1/8 7 1/2 7 7/8      
Front neck drop-HPS to seam 5 7/8 6    6 1/8 6 1/4 6 3/8      
Back neck drop-HPS to seam 1 1/4 1 1/4 1 1/4 1 1/4 1 1/4      
Slv opening 4 5/8 5 1/4 5 7/8 6 5/8 7 3/8      
bust 1' blw amhl 16 1/2 17 1/2 18 1/2 20    21 1/2      
Sweep Hem  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
Waist position frt HPS 14 1/4 14 1/2 14 3/4 15    15 1/4      
Slv length- frm shld edge 6 1/8 6 1/2 6 7/8 7 1/4 7 5/8      
V Neck band  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
                 
                 

Hoodies
Bowman
  S M L XL XXL      
Body Length 28    29    30    31    32         
Body Length Tolerance  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
Body Width 18    19 1/2 21    22 1/2 24 1/2      
Body Width Tolerance  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
                 
Men's Comf Hoodie
  S M L XL XXL XXXL    
Body Length 28    29    30    31    32    33       
Body Length Tolerance 1    1    1    1    1    1       
Body Width 18    20    22    24    26    28       
Body Width Tolerance  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4    
                 
Women's Comf Hoodie
  S M L XL XXL      
Body Length 25 1/2 26    27    28    28 1/2      
Body Length Tolerance 1    1    1    1    1         
Body Width 17 1/4 19 1/4 21 1/4 23 1/4 25 1/4      
Body Width Tolerance  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
                 
Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie
  S M L XL XXL      
Shoulder Slope 1 1/4 1 1/4 1 1/4 1 1/4 1 1/4      
Sweep 13    13 1/2 14 1/2 16    17 1/2      
Neck Width-Seam to Seam 7 1/2 7 3/4 8    8 1/4 8 1/2      
Waist Width 14 3/4 15 3/4 16 3/4 18 1/4 19 3/4      
SLEEVE CUFF 3    3    3    3    3         
HPS length 26 1/2 27    27 1/2 28    28 1/2      
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge 13 3/4 14 1/2 15 1/4 16    16 3/4      
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" 12    12 3/4 13 1/2 14 1/2 15 1/2      
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" 12 1/4 13    13 3/4 14 3/4 15 3/4      
Arm hole straight 6 7/8 7 1/4 7 5/8 8    8 3/8      
Front neck drop-HPS to seam 7 1/8 7 1/4 7 3/8 7 1/2 7 3/4      
Back neck drop-HPS to seam  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4  3/4      
Slv opening 3 1/8 3 1/4 3 1/2 3 3/4 4         
bust 1' blw amhl 16    17    18    19 1/2 21         
Waist position frt HPS 14 1/4 14 1/2 14 3/4 15    15 1/4      
"Muscle 1"" below AH" 5 5/8 6    6 3/8 6 7/8 7 3/8      
Slv length- frm shld edge 25 1/2 26    26 1/2 27    27 1/2      
Hoody Width 8 7/8 9    9 1/8 9 1/4 9 1/2      
Hoody Length 18 3/8 18 1/2 18 5/8 18 3/4 18 7/8      
Sweep Band High 2 1/2 2 1/2 2 1/2 2 1/2 2 1/2      
                 
Women's Flowy Off Shoulder
  XS S M L XL XXL    
Body Length Back 20 3/4 21 1/8 21 1/2 22    22 1/2 23       
Body Length Front 19    19 3/8 19 3/4 20 1/4 20 3/4 21 1/4    
Body Length Tolerance  1/2  1/2  1/2  1/2  1/2  1/2    
Body Width 24 1/4 25 1/2 26 1/2 27 1/2 28 1/2 29 1/2    
Body Width Tolerance  1/2  1/2  1/2  1/2  1/2  1/2    
Sleeve Length 24    24 1/4 25    25 1/2 26    26 1/2    
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 years ago
    Super soft and comfy

    They didn't skip on quality when making this hoodie. It's super soft and of course you have their iconic logo perfectly stitched in the corner. Don't hesitate, buy this hoodie now!

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