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Purely Patriotic (From Every Angle)
Wear it. Let people look at it from the front… the starred and striped Effing Bird is there to greet ‘em.
And from the side, from behind & even from the top, the striped mesh will do the job. They’ll see your love for country. Loud and proud.
Two great color choices. A strong, steady visor. Handy snapback closure. Six panels to give it that robust not-gonna-move-around structure.
65:35 cotton-to-polyester ratio to strike that beautiful balance between comfort and lastingness.
We’ve said our piece. Let’s let past customers say the rest. Sometimes just one word is enough:
“Sick.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Charles S., Verified Buyer
“A 'must buy' when I first laid my eyes on it and after receiving it, 😍😎DAMN! Great design you effing guys!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Art Segovia J., Verified Buyer
Tees/Tanks |
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Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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Bowman | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
"Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 |
Classic Curved Visor - Snapback
Hat size: 7 - 7 3/4
Most orders are processed within two business days, with 90% shipped the following business day.
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Purely Patriotic (From Every Angle)
Wear it. Let people look at it from the front… the starred and striped Effing Bird is there to greet ‘em.
And from the side, from behind & even from the top, the striped mesh will do the job. They’ll see your love for country. Loud and proud.
Two great color choices. A strong, steady visor. Handy snapback closure. Six panels to give it that robust not-gonna-move-around structure.
65:35 cotton-to-polyester ratio to strike that beautiful balance between comfort and lastingness.
We’ve said our piece. Let’s let past customers say the rest. Sometimes just one word is enough:
“Sick.” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Charles S., Verified Buyer
“A 'must buy' when I first laid my eyes on it and after receiving it, 😍😎DAMN! Great design you effing guys!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Art Segovia J., Verified Buyer
Great looking hats, top-notch quality, and unbeatable customer service. I had placed my order, then went back and was looking at a few orhers for a future order, and they sent me a text wanting to see if I needed to add anything before they shipped my order so i wouldnt have to pay additional shipping costs.
I love this hat. Great product! The material is high grade and the workmanship is even better. Bought this to wear on our boat this summer!
Great hat, looks great really nice quality, after seeing it I ordered the navy-blue stars and stripes hat too. Just wish they had fitted regular bill versions of the stars and stripes logo. It would be nice to order any of the patch hat if you could choose the color of the patch
Woohoo... what a badass hat for the badass Patriot... This screams America all over it.
I love this hat!