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Invincible, Unstoppable You
It’s a bird… it’s a pla…
Actually, yeah, it IS a bird, the Effing type – one that’s as iconic as any superhero you can name.
This shirt is your partner in crime if your mind’s set on crushing the day. All those compliments you’ll get will be just the cherry on top.
And look, it’s no use having a shirt that grabs people by the eyeballs but is rough to wear & isn’t durable.
Which is why this bad boy goes the extra mile…
You get the best of three worlds. 50% polyester for dry comfort and shape retention. 25% combed ringspun cotton so you can breathe free. 25% rayon for that flexible, fluid fit.
There’s a reason why we've had customers go out of their way to reach out and tell us how comfortable our apparel is. Year after year…
We’re confident you’ll feel the same way.
Oh and don’t forget to check out the Effing Easy Guarantee before you get your order in.
Tees/Tanks |
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Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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Bowman | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
"Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 |
Most orders are processed within two business days, with 90% shipped the following business day.
Rates
Rates are based on the weight of your order and your location.
They're competitive, but it’s hard to say how much until we know where you live (and we’re not going to get all creepy on you.)
We GUARANTEE our stuff is top quality and should reach you in perfect condition.
We call it the Effing Easy Guarantee - click HERE for details.
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Invincible, Unstoppable You
It’s a bird… it’s a pla…
Actually, yeah, it IS a bird, the Effing type – one that’s as iconic as any superhero you can name.
This shirt is your partner in crime if your mind’s set on crushing the day. All those compliments you’ll get will be just the cherry on top.
And look, it’s no use having a shirt that grabs people by the eyeballs but is rough to wear & isn’t durable.
Which is why this bad boy goes the extra mile…
You get the best of three worlds. 50% polyester for dry comfort and shape retention. 25% combed ringspun cotton so you can breathe free. 25% rayon for that flexible, fluid fit.
There’s a reason why we've had customers go out of their way to reach out and tell us how comfortable our apparel is. Year after year…
We’re confident you’ll feel the same way.
Oh and don’t forget to check out the Effing Easy Guarantee before you get your order in.
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