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You May Never Want to Take It Off
Regular white works. This one’s in what we love to call “vintage white,” and it stands a class apart. Perfect for when you feel like giving off an exquisite aura.
The Effing Bird logo on the chest may be small, but it’s hard to miss in red. It will be pointed at and talked about.
But what YOU will tell others about most is how smooth and soft the fabric is…
It’s tri-blend with polyester, cotton & rayon joining forces in perfect balance to give you a feathery light & warm feel.
Stretches just enough so you can move about with an air of unstoppable confidence. Plus the lower cotton ratio works to avoid those pesky shrinkage issues.
Almost all past buyers tell us they practically live in this hoodie from Fall all the way to Spring.
So the best time to get it is now. Do give the Effing Easy Guarantee a look & place your order.
Tees/Tanks |
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Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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Bowman | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
"Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 |
Most orders are processed within two business days, with 90% shipped the following business day.
Rates
Rates are based on the weight of your order and your location.
They're competitive, but it’s hard to say how much until we know where you live (and we’re not going to get all creepy on you.)
We GUARANTEE our stuff is top quality and should reach you in perfect condition.
We call it the Effing Easy Guarantee - click HERE for details.
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You May Never Want to Take It Off
Regular white works. This one’s in what we love to call “vintage white,” and it stands a class apart. Perfect for when you feel like giving off an exquisite aura.
The Effing Bird logo on the chest may be small, but it’s hard to miss in red. It will be pointed at and talked about.
But what YOU will tell others about most is how smooth and soft the fabric is…
It’s tri-blend with polyester, cotton & rayon joining forces in perfect balance to give you a feathery light & warm feel.
Stretches just enough so you can move about with an air of unstoppable confidence. Plus the lower cotton ratio works to avoid those pesky shrinkage issues.
Almost all past buyers tell us they practically live in this hoodie from Fall all the way to Spring.
So the best time to get it is now. Do give the Effing Easy Guarantee a look & place your order.