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No Such Thing as Too Much Patriotism
There’s loads to love about the two elegant grey plus one stylish camo color choices to go with this hat’s classic flat bill design.
But nothing beats The Effing Bird logo in stars and stripes. It represents the freedom our country stands for. But also the freedom for you to express yourself anywhere under the sun.
And while it’s tailor-made for those 4th of July BBQs, it’s simply a great choice for all 365 days of the year.
Patriotism all day, any day we say.
You’ll love The American’s lightweight, super comfy fit and feel. And in time, it’ll turn into your companion for adventure and relaxation alike.
Awesome to know so many people think it’s awesome 👇Order NOW!
“Awesome customer service, and a great quality hat!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Brad, Verified Buyer
“It is Awesome!!!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Dennis, Verified Buyer
Tees/Tanks |
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Men's Clean Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
Chest | 17 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
Body Length at Back | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 1/2 | 33 |
Mens Triblend Tee | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | 4 5/8 | 4 3/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Men's Triblend V Neck | ||||||||
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
Sweep | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
HPS length | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 9 | 9 1/2 | 10 | 10 1/2 | 11 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 6 3/4 | 6 7/8 | 7 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | |||
Underarm Seam | 4 | 4 1/8 | 4 1/4 | 4 3/8 | 4 1/2 | |||
Slv length - frm shld edge | 7 3/4 | 8 1/8 | 8 1/2 | 8 7/8 | 9 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 6 1/2 | 6 3/4 | 7 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/2 | |||
Women's Muscle Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 20 | 20 1/4 | 20 5/8 | 21 1/8 | 22 5/8 | 22 1/8 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | ||
Women's Flowy V Neck Tank | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 17 | 17 5/8 | 18 | 18 1/2 | 19 | 19 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 15 1/4 | 16 1/4 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | ||
Womne's Slouchy Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Slouchy V Neck Tee | ||||||||
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
Body Length Front | 25 | 25 1/4 | 25 3/4 | 26 3/8 | 27 | 27 5/8 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Body Width | 19 | 20 | 21 1/2 | 23 1/2 | 25 1/2 | 27 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Triblend Deep V Neck | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 3/4 | 18 3/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 15 | 15 3/4 | 16 1/2 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 3/4 | 12 1/2 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 9 3/8 | 9 1/2 | 9 5/8 | 9 3/4 | 9 7/8 | |||
Slv opening | 5 1/2 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/2 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 19 | 20 1/2 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 3/8 | 6 5/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Sleeve & Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
V Neck band | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | |||
Womens Triblend Racerback Tank | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||
Body Length | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 | 28 3/4 | 29 3/8 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Triblend Scoop Neck Tee | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Sweep | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 9 3/4 | 10 | 10 1/4 | 10 1/2 | 10 3/4 | |||
Waist Width | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/2 | 18 | 19 1/2 | |||
SLEEVE HEM | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 1/2 | 16 1/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/4 | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 11 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 3/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 1/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 7/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 5 7/8 | 6 | 6 1/8 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/8 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Slv opening | 4 5/8 | 5 1/4 | 5 7/8 | 6 5/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 1/2 | 17 1/2 | 18 1/2 | 20 | 21 1/2 | |||
Sweep Hem | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 6 1/8 | 6 1/2 | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | |||
V Neck band | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Hoodies |
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Bowman | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Body Width | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | 22 1/2 | 24 1/2 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Men's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |||
Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | ||
Women's Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |||
Body Width | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | |||
Body Width Tolerance | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Women's Burnt Comf Hoodie | ||||||||
S | M | L | XL | XXL | ||||
Shoulder Slope | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | 1 1/4 | |||
Sweep | 13 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 16 | 17 1/2 | |||
Neck Width-Seam to Seam | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | 8 | 8 1/4 | 8 1/2 | |||
Waist Width | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | |||
SLEEVE CUFF | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | |||
HPS length | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 28 1/2 | |||
Acrs Shld-outside edge- edge | 13 3/4 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/4 | 16 | 16 3/4 | |||
"Front cross - 5"" frm HPS" | 12 | 12 3/4 | 13 1/2 | 14 1/2 | 15 1/2 | |||
"Back cross- 5"" frm HPS" | 12 1/4 | 13 | 13 3/4 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | |||
Arm hole straight | 6 7/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 5/8 | 8 | 8 3/8 | |||
Front neck drop-HPS to seam | 7 1/8 | 7 1/4 | 7 3/8 | 7 1/2 | 7 3/4 | |||
Back neck drop-HPS to seam | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | 3/4 | |||
Slv opening | 3 1/8 | 3 1/4 | 3 1/2 | 3 3/4 | 4 | |||
bust 1' blw amhl | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 1/2 | 21 | |||
Waist position frt HPS | 14 1/4 | 14 1/2 | 14 3/4 | 15 | 15 1/4 | |||
"Muscle 1"" below AH" | 5 5/8 | 6 | 6 3/8 | 6 7/8 | 7 3/8 | |||
Slv length- frm shld edge | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 | 27 | 27 1/2 | |||
Hoody Width | 8 7/8 | 9 | 9 1/8 | 9 1/4 | 9 1/2 | |||
Hoody Length | 18 3/8 | 18 1/2 | 18 5/8 | 18 3/4 | 18 7/8 | |||
Sweep Band High | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 2 1/2 | |||
Women's Flowy Off Shoulder | ||||||||
XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | |||
Body Length Back | 20 3/4 | 21 1/8 | 21 1/2 | 22 | 22 1/2 | 23 | ||
Body Length Front | 19 | 19 3/8 | 19 3/4 | 20 1/4 | 20 3/4 | 21 1/4 | ||
Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Body Width | 24 1/4 | 25 1/2 | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | ||
Body Width Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | ||
Sleeve Length | 24 | 24 1/4 | 25 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 26 1/2 |
Flat Brim - Snapback
Adjustable size: 6 5/8 - 7 3/8
Most orders are processed within two business days, with 90% shipped the following business day.
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They're competitive, but it’s hard to say how much until we know where you live (and we’re not going to get all creepy on you.)
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No Such Thing as Too Much Patriotism
There’s loads to love about the two elegant grey plus one stylish camo color choices to go with this hat’s classic flat bill design.
But nothing beats The Effing Bird logo in stars and stripes. It represents the freedom our country stands for. But also the freedom for you to express yourself anywhere under the sun.
And while it’s tailor-made for those 4th of July BBQs, it’s simply a great choice for all 365 days of the year.
Patriotism all day, any day we say.
You’ll love The American’s lightweight, super comfy fit and feel. And in time, it’ll turn into your companion for adventure and relaxation alike.
Awesome to know so many people think it’s awesome 👇Order NOW!
“Awesome customer service, and a great quality hat!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Brad, Verified Buyer
“It is Awesome!!!” – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Dennis, Verified Buyer
This is my second purchase. The quality of the first hat was much greater than this one, but both are good and will continue to buy these products!
I ordered this hat and had the wrong address as a default shipping address. The homeowner sent the had back to Effing Gear. They immediately sent me a message asking for the correct address and I had my hat 2 days later. That is what customer service is all about.
Awesome customer service, and a great quality hat!
It is Awesome!!!